{"id":315,"date":"2008-12-12T09:51:29","date_gmt":"2008-12-12T07:51:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/?page_id=315"},"modified":"2008-12-22T11:54:44","modified_gmt":"2008-12-22T09:54:44","slug":"the-julekalender","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/?page_id=315","title":{"rendered":"The Julekalender"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nyhederne<\/h1>\n

21\/12<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tidligere landbrugsminister Anker Fodko har i dag i Folketingets trafikudvalg fremsat forslag om en fast forbindelse mellem Bornholm og Christians \u00d8.<\/p>\n

Den tidligere minister forestiller sig en togtunnel kombineret med h\u00e6ngebro: “en s\u00e5dan forbindelse er simpelthen n\u00f8dvendig for erhvervslivet p\u00e5 \u00f8en” siger Fodko til radioavisen og forts\u00e6tter “med den erfaring vi efterh\u00e5nden har med brobyggeri her i landet er det ikke urealistisk at antage at forbindelsen vil kunne st\u00e5 f\u00e6rdig til nyt\u00e5r “jeg har aldrig tidligere fundet p\u00e5 noget lignende” slutter den tidligere minister.<\/p>\n

Den nye Bornholm-Christians \u00d8 forbindelse ventes vedtaget p\u00e5 et ekstraordin\u00e6rt m\u00f8de i Folketinget her i aften.<\/p>\n

Og vejret: den voldsomme storm forts\u00e6tter endnu et par dage<\/p>\n

14\/12<\/strong><\/p>\n

Vi har netop, netop modtaget et telegram. Til stor forbl\u00f8ffelse for indbyggerne begyndte r\u00e5dhusklokkerne i K\u00f8benhavn for f\u00e5 minutter siden at spille melodien “og hans far var vognmand i Slagelse” klokketeknikkerne er blevet tilkaldt men ser sig ikke umiddelbart i stand til at stoppe det.<\/p>\n

Og vi har modtaget et andet telegram. Momsen p\u00e5 alle dagligvare er pludselig uden varsel steget 10 %. Regeringen er hasteindkaldt og i en udtagelse fra skatte og energiminister Anders Fogh Rasmussen lyder det “jeg har aldrig oplevet noget lignende, men synes det lyder interessant.<\/p>\n

11\/12<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nye tal fra Danmarks statistik viser at ledigheden de sidste 3 m\u00e5neder har v\u00e6ret st\u00f8dt stigende. Flere store virksomheder varsler masseafskedigelser.<\/p>\n

Blandt andet oplyser musik- og showtrioen De Nattergale at de st\u00e5r overfor at skulle fyre 800 mand. I en pressemeddelelse udtrykker trioen stor bekymring for de 800 mands videre sk\u00e6bne “Vi har aldrig oplevet noget lignende, men vi m\u00e5 efterh\u00e5nden se i \u00f8jnene, at det fra starten m\u00e5ske nok var lige lovlig optimistisk at ans\u00e6tte 800 mand, men det gik jo lige s\u00e5 godt. Og n\u00e5r man nu ser p\u00e5 Kim Larsen og Anne Linned” lyder det fra de Nattergale som giver skyder hele skylden p\u00e5 trafikministeren.<\/p>\n

Og vejret: Stormen forts\u00e6tter og temperaturen bliver noget under….<\/p>\n

6\/12<\/strong><\/p>\n

EF har i dag godkendt den danske regerings beslutning om at bygge en fast forbindelse fra Gren\u00e5 over Anholt til L\u00e6s\u00f8. Den eneste betingelse for godkendelsen er, at ingen danske arbejdere m\u00e5 deltage i byggeriet. “Jeg har aldrig h\u00f8rt om noget lignende, men mener bestemt, at det kun er en rimelig betingelse og jeg betragter det som en stor sejr” udtaler trafikminister Kaj Tunnel Indkast, der vurderer at den ny storbro vil koste samfundet cirka 435.850 kr. og vil st\u00e5 f\u00e6rdig ved udgangen af det kommende \u00e5r.Trafikministeren udtaler videre “det f\u00f8rste vi nu skal g\u00f8re er hurtigst muligt at s\u00e6lge samtlige af DSB’s f\u00e6rger i Kattegat.<\/p>\n

Og vejrudsigten. I nat vil stormen forts\u00e6tte u\u00e6ndret<\/p>\n

3\/12<\/strong><\/p>\n

Det oplyses her til aften, at et enigt folketing har besluttet at bygge fast forbindelse til Anholt og L\u00e6s\u00f8. Forbindelsen skal best\u00e5 af en h\u00e6ngebro fra Gren\u00e5 til Anholt og herfra en 5-sporet tunnel videre til L\u00e6s\u00f8. Ingen har tidligere h\u00f8rt om planerne og iagttagere p\u00e5 Christiansborg giver udtryk for at de aldrig har oplevet noget lignende.<\/p>\n

Formanden for kommunernes mandsforening \u00c5rhus borgmesteren Simon Torkildsen mener at beslutningen m\u00e5 v\u00e6re blevet presset igennem af k\u00f8benhavnske politikere udelukkende med det form\u00e5l at forhindre at \u00c5rhus skulle f\u00e5 den n\u00e6ste bro. I en udtagelse fra Simon Torkildsen hedder det “jeg tager det her som et nyt udtryk for det s\u00e6dvanlige K\u00f8benhavneri – \u00c5rhus burde som landets andenst\u00f8rste by v\u00e6re den n\u00e6ste der stod for tur til at f\u00e5 en bro” – og han forts\u00e6tter “det her skal vi nok huske n\u00e6ste gang K\u00f8benhavn vil bygge en bro et eller andet sted.<\/p>\n

Og vejret: Det stormfulde vejr forts\u00e6tter<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

The St\u00f8vledance<\/h2>\n

There is white\u00f8l in the t\u00f8nde
\nthen the fest will soon begynde.
\nPut some white\u00f8l in your cup
\nwhen it’s drukken fill it up.<\/p>\n

I can hop, I can run, and it’s very very fun
\nklask your l\u00e5r, klask your st\u00f8vle.
\nI can hop, I can run, and it’s very fun,
\nglem the trouble – and the b\u00f8vl.<\/p>\n

This is a song I like to h\u00f8re
\nthis is music for my \u00f8re.
\nDance a little st\u00f8vle dance
\ndance it while you have a chance.<\/p>\n

I can hop, I can run, and it’s very very fun
\nklask your l\u00e5r, klask your st\u00f8vle.
\nI can hop, I can run, and it’s very fun,
\nglem the trouble – and the b\u00f8vl.<\/p>\n

One and two and three and fire
\ngo and swing the nissepiger.
\nFive and six and syv and eight
\nthat is good for a nissekn\u00e6jt.<\/p>\n

I can hop, I can run, and it’s very very fun
\nklask your l\u00e5r, klask your st\u00f8vle.
\nI can hop, I can run, and it’s very fun,
\nglem the trouble – and the b\u00f8vl.<\/p>\n

There is white\u00f8l in the t\u00f8nde
\nthen the fest will soon begynde.
\nPut some white\u00f8l in your cup
\nwhen it’s drukken fill it up.<\/p>\n

I can hop, I can run, and it’s very very fun
\nklask your l\u00e5r, klask your st\u00f8vle.
\nI can hop, I can run, and it’s very fun,
\nglem the trouble – and the b\u00f8vl.<\/p>\n

I can hop, I can run, and it’s very very fun
\nklask your l\u00e5r, klask your st\u00f8vle.
\nI can hop, I can run, and it’s very fun,
\nglem the trouble – and the b\u00f8vl.<\/p>\n

Gynther danser lig’ a little
\nGynther danser lig’ a little
\nGynther danser lig’ a little st\u00f8vle dance.<\/p>\n

It’s good to be a nissemand<\/h2>\n

It is a d\u00e6jlig julenight
\nand all the stjerner’s shining bright.
\nYes, it is jul and we have free
\nI think ligefrem that we can sig’:<\/p>\n

Yeah it’s good to be a nissemand
\nyeah it’s good to be a nisse.
\nYeah it’s good to be a nissemand
\nyeah it’s good to be a nisse.<\/p>\n

Yes, it is jul and we have free
\nI think ligefrem that we can sig’ … come on, say it now!<\/p>\n

Yeah it’s good to be a nissemand
\nyeah it’s good to be a nisse.
\nYeah it’s good to be a nissemand
\nyeah it’s good to be a nisse<\/p>\n

The blues<\/h2>\n

Sometimes life is not easy
\nsometimes life is hard and beskidt.
\nSometimes life is not easy
\nsometimes life is hard and beskidt.
\nSometimes life is not easy
\nsometimes it’s virk’lig, virk’lig no’ed shit.<\/p>\n

God free me da vel
\nGod free me da vel
\nand vorherrebevares.
\nGod free me da vel
\nGod free me da vel
\nand vorherrebevares.
\nGod free me da vel
\nGod free me da vel
\nand vorherrebevares.<\/p>\n

Sometimes life is not easy
\nsometimes life is directly tr\u00e6ls.
\nSometimes life is not easy
\nsometimes life is directly tr\u00e6ls.
\nSome things shall you not stik’ your n\u00e6se i
\nbut leave it till somebody else.<\/p>\n

God free me da vel…<\/p>\n

Thousands of vendings<\/h2>\n

Thousands of vendings kv\u00e6rner ’round in my head I’m sitting here thinking on what the gammel man said if you wanna do it you can do it just keep on what you can’t do i daw maybe you can do i mor’n.<\/p>\n

Thousands of vendings kv\u00e6rner ’round in my head I’m sitting here thinking on what the gammel man said my gammel man said one each is his own luck’s smith that’s there simpelthen overhead not no’ed to do with.<\/p>\n

The one who first comes to the mill is him who first get painted he also said if you sleep in telt make sure that it is raint\u00e6t.<\/p>\n

Thousands of vendings kv\u00e6rner ’round in my head I’m sitting here thinking on what the gammel man said there are nothing that is so shit that it’s not good for no’ed kommer times kommer road we are allsammen in the same b\u00e5d.<\/p>\n

Knokkel pukkel man<\/h2>\n

Do lig’ this and do lig’ that
\nI’m den-onde-lyn’me soon tr\u00e6t.
\nIt hurts in my skoulder
\nit hurts in my bones
\nI shall do the hele hele hiel alone.
\nIt’s sitting on tv\u00e6rs in my univers
\nI think it’s gr\u00e6nsing to something pervers
\nI got infiltrations in my neck
\nI think I need a kiropraktorcheck.<\/p>\n

I’m the knokkel pukkel man
\nI’m the knokkel pukkel man
\nI’m the knokkel pukkel man
\nI’m the knokkel pukkel man.<\/p>\n

Do lig’ this and do lig’ that
\nI’m den-onde-lyn’me soon tr\u00e6t.
\nIt’s sitting on tv\u00e6rs in my univers
\nI think it’s gr\u00e6nsing to something pervers.<\/p>\n

I’m the knokkel pukkel man…<\/p>\n

In the virkelighood I’m a feelsome fyr
\nbut sometimes my feelings are not til at styre
\nand now I’m alts\u00e5 gal.
\nIn the virkelighood I’m a feelsome fyr
\nbut sometimes my feelings are not til at styre
\nbut now I’m alts\u00e5 gal.<\/p>\n

Yes, I’m the knokkel pukkel man…<\/p>\n

Will She Mon Wait For Me<\/h2>\n

Now what is that I see
\ncould it mon be you my pige.
\nIn every busk and tree
\ncould it mon be you my pige.
\nNo’en folks are waiting all their lives
\nto blive each others men and wives.
\nBut her that I can li’
\nwill she mon wait for me, yes yes,
\nwill she mon wait for me.<\/p>\n

The D\u00e6jlig News Blues<\/h2>\n

It’s a dark and stormful night
\nand the sol is gawn down.
\nIt’s a dark and stormful night
\nand the sol is gawn down.
\nThe sol is gawn down
\nit’s a dark and stormful night.<\/p>\n

I think it da egentlig was a very good day
\nit could have been v\u00e6rre, that must I say.
\nI ka’ ellers godt betovlig if something goes gal
\nbut lig’ today I think it goes like it shall.<\/p>\n

And it’s d\u00e6jlig
\nit is d\u00e6jlig
\nlet’s fejre it
\nwith the d\u00e6jlig news blues.<\/p>\n

First on the day it saw a little shit out
\nwhat skut we do I was a little in doubt.
\nI was thinking so my hair got grey
\nbut now I think we a good in way.<\/p>\n

And it’s d\u00e6jlig
\nit is d\u00e6jlig
\nlet’s fejre it
\nwith the d\u00e6jlig news blues.<\/p>\n

It’s a dark and stormful night
\nand the sol is gawn down.
\nIt’s a dark and stormful night
\nand the sol is gawn down.
\nThe sol is gawn down
\nit’s a dark and stormful night.<\/p>\n

J\u00e4ger-Lied<\/h2>\n

\n

Der Hund sagt wuf und waf
\nder Hund ist froh mit Waldschwein in dem Gabf.
\nDer Gev\u00e6r sagt puf und paf
\nder J\u00e4ger ist froh weil han ein Waldschwein traf.<\/p>\n

Jah es ist wundersch\u00f6n
\nwan man im Walde Hunde h\u00f6ren g\u00f8en.
\nJah ich will trynen
\ndie Leute wie macht scheisse in dem Gr\u00fcnen.
\nUnd die Halunken
\nwill ich im Maven dunken.<\/p>\n

De k\u00e6re minder<\/h2>\n

Der dufter af br\u00e6nde i den varme stue
\nmoder hun strikkre p\u00e5 en ulden hue.
\nJeg t\u00e6nker tit tilbage p\u00e5 dengang jeg var barn
\nda jeg var uskyldig, ung og uerfaren.<\/p>\n

De k\u00e6re minder dukker frem
\nfra julen i mit barndomshjem
\nmed hjertevarme, juleknas og julestads.<\/p>\n

Det jeg husker bedst af alt er juletid
\ndet var dengang sneen altid var hvid.
\nEn sten faldt fra mit hjerte med det f\u00f8rste fnug
\nblomster af is skabt af rudens dug.<\/p>\n

De k\u00e6re minder dukker frem…<\/p>\n

P\u00e5 bordet i m\u00f8rket br\u00e6ndte der en k\u00e6rte
\ns\u00f8ster hun sad og flettede et hjerte.
\nI stuen var en duft s\u00e5 sk\u00f8n af julegran
\njeg dr\u00f8mte om den k\u00e6re gamle julemand.<\/p>\n

De k\u00e6re minder dukker frem
\nfra julen i mit barndomshjem
\nmed hjertevarme, juleknas og julestads.<\/p>\n

Snit a little bittle<\/h2>\n

The day when I was born
\nmy father said hello
\nit was a monday mor’n
\non the sofa in the stow.
\nHe took my in my krave
\nsaid I know lig’ akkurat
\nwhat the boy shall lave
\nthe little kammerat.<\/p>\n

Cause he shall
\nsnit a little little little lidt
\nsnit a little little little lidt
\nsnit a little little little lidt
\njust bit by bit lidt after lidt
\ncause he could
\nsnit a little little little lidt
\nsnit a little little little lidt
\nsnit a little little little lidt
\njust bit by bit.<\/p>\n

Outside my barndomshjem
\nthere was a lot of br\u00e6dder
\nand everyone of them
\nwas snittet by my father.
\nYes, when I was a little
\na little bittle jen
\nmy father snat a fiddle
\ndygtigst among m\u00e6nd.<\/p>\n

Cause he could
\nsnit a little little little lidt…<\/p>\n

And out there in the k\u00f8kken
\nmy mother snat some bread
\na humble bread was lykken
\nand this is what she said:
\nMy son, you must love me
\nnot to end up in a grillbar
\nin the middle of nowhere
\nand cook pomfritter
\ncause best of all to be
\nit is to be a snitter.<\/p>\n

It is to
\nsnit a little little little lidt…<\/p>\n

Rosita & Carlo<\/h2>\n

De holder party
\nde drikker cola p\u00e5 m\u00e5nen
\nRosita sl\u00e5r skodderne i.
\nHun gjorde alle m\u00e6ndene vilde
\nde stod der hver aften klokken 10.<\/p>\n

Yeah, yeah, yeah.<\/p>\n

Nu er det slut med
\nat spille poker fandango
\nfor Carlo hiver jokeren frem.
\nNu rider der i natten s\u00e5 silde
\nen cowboy lang vejs fra hjem.<\/p>\n

Yeah, yeah, yeah.<\/p>\n

Long time ago in Bethlehem<\/h2>\n

Long time ago in Bethlehem
\nso de holy Bible say
\nMary boy chile, Jesus Christ
\nwas born on Christmas day.<\/p>\n

Listen hear the angels sing
\na new king born today
\nand man will live forever more
\nbecause of Christmas day.<\/p>\n

While shepherds watched their flocks by night
\ndem see a bright new shining star
\nand den dem hear a choir sing
\nit seemed to come from afar.<\/p>\n

Listen hear the angels sing…<\/p>\n

When Joseph with his wife Mary
\ncame to Bethlehem that night
\ndem find no place for to born she child
\nnot a single room was in sight.<\/p>\n

Listen hear the angels sing…<\/p>\n

Den bye and bye dem find a little nook
\nin a stable all forlorn
\nand in a manger cold and dark
\nMary little boy was born.<\/p>\n

Listen hear the angels sing
\na new king born today
\nand man will live forever more
\nbecause of Christmas day.<\/p>\n

Its hard to be a nisseman<\/h2>\n

Work work and work the hiele daw.
\nWork work and work there’s nok to lawe.
\nNo food, no hvil, no noget som helst
\nI think it is a little tr\u00e6lst.<\/p>\n

Yeah it’s hard to be a nissemand
\nYeah it’s hard to be a nisse.<\/p>\n

No’en can have free when it is jul.
\nFree b\u00e5d’ from arbed’ and from school.
\nBut when you are a nissemand
\nthat’s simpelthen not noget you can.<\/p>\n

Yeah it’s hard to be a nissemand
\nYeah it’s hard to be a nisse<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nyhederne 21\/12 Tidligere landbrugsminister Anker Fodko har i dag i Folketingets trafikudvalg fremsat forslag om en fast forbindelse mellem Bornholm og Christians \u00d8. Den tidligere minister forestiller sig en togtunnel kombineret med h\u00e6ngebro: “en s\u00e5dan forbindelse er simpelthen n\u00f8dvendig for erhvervslivet p\u00e5 \u00f8en” siger Fodko til radioavisen og forts\u00e6tter “med den erfaring vi efterh\u00e5nden har […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2079,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-315","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=315"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":317,"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/315\/revisions\/317"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}