L\u00e5nt fra Tv2.dk
\nPolitiet laver mere end at patruljere gader og veje samt at anholde forbry\u00addere og spise citronhalvm\u00e5ne. De bru\u00adger ogs\u00e5 en stor del af deres tid p\u00e5 at skrive politirapporter.<\/p>\n
Dog har betjentene nogle gange s\u00e5 travlt, at det sproglige lader en smule tilbage at \u00f8nske.<\/p>\n
Syd\u00f8stjyllands Politi har samlet de sjoveste eksempler fra deres politi\u00adrapporter, der m\u00e5ske kan f\u00e5 over\u00adsk\u00e6g\u00adget til at forme sig i en smilende bue:<\/p>\n
Penge og stoffer:<\/strong> Fyr ikke op med gr\u00f8ntsager:<\/strong> Sur tyv:<\/strong> For mange kokke ford\u00e6rver voldsoffer:<\/strong> Kunne ikke forst\u00e5 offer:<\/strong> Skarpsindig retsmediciner:<\/strong> L\u00e5nt fra Tv2.dk Politiet laver mere end at patruljere gader og veje samt at anholde forbry\u00addere og spise citronhalvm\u00e5ne. De bru\u00adger ogs\u00e5 en stor del af deres tid p\u00e5 at skrive politirapporter. Dog har betjentene nogle gange s\u00e5 travlt, at det sproglige lader en smule tilbage at \u00f8nske. Syd\u00f8stjyllands Politi har samlet de sjoveste eksempler […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2079,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[140,141,142],"class_list":["post-418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fun","tag-police","tag-stories"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/20160628_174659.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=418"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":419,"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions\/419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mikaeljensen.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n“Han blev sigtet i henhold til loven om eurofiserende stoffer.”<\/p>\n
\n“Branden opstod efter en eksplosion i fyret, hvor der forinden var fyret med brunk\u00e5l.”<\/p>\n
\n“R\u00f8verne forsvandt i en brugsstj\u00e5let gr\u00e5 Citron.”<\/p>\n
\n“Forurettede var ilde tilberedt af utallige slag og spark.”<\/p>\n
\n“Gerningsmanden medbragte en baseball-k\u00f8lle for at afstraffe en bekendt, med hvem han havde et uforst\u00e5ende”.<\/p>\n
\n“If\u00f8lge retsmedicineren m\u00e5 offeret have v\u00e6ret i live en til to dage f\u00f8r mordet!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"